We have all learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of modern life,
but you may have wondered, "What if God decided to install voice mail?"
Imagine praying and hearing this...
Thank you for calling My Father's House.
Please select one of the following options:
Press 1 for request.
Press 2 for thanksgiving.
Press 3 for complaints.
Press 4 for all other inquiries.
What if God used the familiar excuse,
"All the angels are helping other customers right now. Please stay on the line. Your call will be answered in the order it was received."
Can you imagine getting these kinds of response as you call on God in prayer?
If you would like to speak to Gabriel, press 1 now.
If you would like to speak to Michael, press 2 now.
For a directory of other angels, press 3 now.
If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm while you're holding, press 4 now.
To find out if a loved one has been assigned to heaven, enter his or her social security number now.
For reservations at My Father's House, press the letters J-O-H-N and then 3-1-6.
For answers on nagging questions about the age of earth and where Noah's Ark is,
please wait until you arrive here.
Our computers show that you have already called once today. Please hang up and try again tomorrow.
This office is closed for the weekend. Please call again on Monday after 9:00 a.m.
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Thank goodness you can't call God too often, and when you call, the Lord WILL answer!
"Your cries for help will be answered 'Here I Am'" (Isaiah 58:9).
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